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this-pa1n-1s-just-to0-r3al:

but I have a weird sense of humor, I’m not smart enough for you, I have too many flaws, and I’m shy as fuck. If only… on We Heart It.

this-pa1n-1s-just-to0-r3al:

but I have a weird sense of humor, I’m not smart enough for you, I have too many flaws, and I’m shy as fuck. If only… on We Heart It.

(via awkward-park)

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2 months ago
riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

(Source: m3lodigression, via silence-isthe-loudestscream)

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2 months ago

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

(Source: ohddaniellee, via parincess)

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2 months ago

dead-and-scarred:

brontesnightthorn:

This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.

nawh this is adorable!! :’)

(Source: celadonlonghorn, via cuts-will-be-deep-sometimes)

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2 months ago

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(Source: nixpunkin, via fiercelikeme)

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2 months ago

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via fake-mermaid)

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2 months ago

magicalmisterysubmarine:

this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.

(Source: bigpinkbunny, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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2 months ago

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via bastille)

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2 months ago
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